Please increase unemployment, crime and poor service delivery. Please make us suffer, steal every cent you can take from us. We love suffering. Even if we suffer we will vote for you because you give us NSFAS only to take pictures graduating and then sit home with our qualifications, R400 grants because we love drinking and unprotected sex.
ANC please we are stupid and enjoy things like load shedding, a high crime rate, bank-rolling thieves – because you took us out of apartheid so we owe you.
By Siyanda M Maphalala
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